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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The…

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offbeats:

You will never leave the house drunk again.

offbeats:

You will never leave the house drunk again.

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Why? WHY JEEEEEEBUS WHYYYYYYYY?!? These make no sense at all. But if I seen someone wearing them I would probably pee my pants.

Why? WHY JEEEEEEBUS WHYYYYYYYY?!? These make no sense at all. But if I seen someone wearing them I would probably pee my pants.

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Filled with IceCream. Can you say best idea ever?

Use firm bananas and cut into 1 inch sections. Leave the peel on for easy handling, and with a melon baller, dig a well in the middle of each banana section. 
Melt chocolate in the microwave and dip the bottom portion of the banana in chocolate and then dip it once again in either non-pareils or chopped peanuts. To quickly harden the chocolate, place dipped bananas in the freezer for five minutes.
Fill each well with ice cream (I filled mine with vanilla chocolate chip) and top with whip cream and a maraschino cherry. 

Filled with IceCream. Can you say best idea ever?

  • Use firm bananas and cut into 1 inch sections. Leave the peel on for easy handling, and with a melon baller, dig a well in the middle of each banana section. 
  • Melt chocolate in the microwave and dip the bottom portion of the banana in chocolate and then dip it once again in either non-pareils or chopped peanuts. To quickly harden the chocolate, place dipped bananas in the freezer for five minutes.
  • Fill each well with ice cream (I filled mine with vanilla chocolate chip) and top with whip cream and a maraschino cherry. 

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This guy is a first year law student… and this lady tries to get him in trouble. It’s an amazing story. lol.